-Standing among the clatter and commotion of guests is the owner, looking as withered and excited
as ever and holding a large pair of scissors.-
Those of you who have already paid your entrance fee, I welcome you to Hotel Kaleido
I will not be responsible if you get lost, injured, or violated.
Retrieve your keys from my assistant, Big G
. Please do not request his host services out of club hours
Or I will have to hire Billy Blanks as my new assistant.
If you have any complaints, see floor nine.
-Raises the large pair of scissors and cuts the ribbon blocking the entrance, then limps off without as much as a glance at the patrons.-
[OOC: aaaand.. go! Remember to tell your friends about it.